Special Halloween Post

Hello
Welcome to our (no wait mine...this is MY blog) special halloween post KOZOODLESZS!
now I will interview a creep outside my door.

SoapBubble: Hello how is your halloween going?
Creep: someone stole my body..yo no estoy feliz
SoapBubble: WOAH did your body wear a top hat?
Creep: maybe...
SoapBubble: let's change the topic before I get accused of something

*both start to roast raw meat over an open range*

SoapBubble: So what are you dressed as this fine night

Creep: Nothing...this is my normal everyday outfit.

SoapBubble: *takes a bite of semi-cooked meat and spits it out again* thats great so what is your favorite candy?

Creep: Eyeballs

SoapBubble: And that makes you feel?
Creep: like a wonderful beaver sitting on a body with a top hat.

SoapBubble: yeah I should probably apologize

*start fistfighting while body comes to life eats meat which is now cooked*

SoapBubble: well goodbye I have injuries to deal with and a dead fly to feed my snail goodbye

Creep: goodbye my senorite

SoapBubble: Well that wraps up our interview have fun eating your year's worth of candy in two days.

Remember

Always respect the SoapBubble

Insults in the language of the SoapBubble

hello here are some insults in the language of the SoapBubble

you RASBERRY #*%&*!! prune loaf of &*%$! and SHMINTS

you don't deserve to be called a CANTALOUPE

&%*^$#%&* (&%%^&*% ^%&** &^&%#@! @$E#%$%

there you go
only use the last one in the worst of situations

remember
respect the SoapBubble

A random bit of gibberish

papayas are fruits that have a secret life as club dancers who where skirts covered in flamingo feet that sway with the music of hobo night life. Also papayas get dried up and eaten by ant eaters who want a new name. COMPRENDE ESPANOL? NO TU TIENES MI GATO NO NO NO MI GATO ES MUY BONITA Y ______ mickey mouse recently came to me in my dreams and told me to skip to walt disney studios where I would meet my hero Mufasa and the blue bird that looks like a dish towel after I will ride a xiiipo and meet some gnomes who will take me to the center of the earth where they control everything with thier minds

remember even in these dark times of blue cheese
respect
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SoapBubble rant/tirade: meatloaf

Hello,
Welcome to the SoapBubble. Today I will rant about.

MEATLOAF

Anyway I present to all you smart people reading this post...my rant about Meatloaf

Now first we shall analyze the situation:

what is meatloaf

is it meat

is it a loaf

is it something in between

or simply

ground up meat put back together only to be ground up again in your mouth. Yes.

I could end this post right now but I feel that the world and all its inhabitants (people, gnomes, fish, octopi etc...) have the right to know the truth about this....thing. Everybody knows about surprise meatloaf in which you bite into it and break your tooth on a penny, a nickel, a dime or a golf ball (sometimes some mysterious vegetable) and never eat meatloaf again. My advice to you is DON"T EVEN EAT IT WITHOUT CHECKING THAT THERE ARE NO GOLF BALLS.

ok remember

respect the SoapBubble

Welcome to Respect the SoapBubble.com

Hello
welcome to Respect the SoapBubble.com! Yeah well everyone has heard of soapbox speeches. Right? No....LEAVE ME PRESCENCE immediately, well now that we have eliminated some anti-soapbubblish people. Well anyway since I find bubbles much more entertaining than boxes this blog will be a collection of random rants, tirades, speeches, insults and gibberish about things I feel are worth venting to the world. Every week there will be the post of the week which is a rant/tirade/speech/insult/or particle of gibberish that I think is worth honoring. That will be the SECRET SANCTUM OF THE WEEK ON RESPECT THE SOAPBUBBLE.com. Remeber I told you that this site was completely random well that is why it is the secret sanctum and not something sensible like post of the week. Well anyway, keep on reading or face the wrath of SoapBubbles.

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