SHLOPPERS

NOTICE FOR ALL SHLOPPERS

that's right i'm taking to you shlopper in the back seat of your (taxi/horse/catmobile/swivelchair) and telling you that the annual SHLOPPER convention is coming up featuring the all famous shlopeers

Oflat U. Lentone

Mist R. Gross

Usu K. Eggs

Mr. Shcmints

also a guest star

Lasmell E. Won

so SHLOPPERS

get off you ^$&%$ and join the Party at the annual SHLOPPERS CONVENTION in New Jersey!! for more information be sure to visit the shlopper site at callmeanindiontshlopper.com

WHOO HOO

be there TODAY

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that was a paid advertisement

anyway umm i got nothing i just posted it cuz some shloppers paid a bunch of $$$$ yeah i have no idea what a shlopper is though I think i will go...read the names carefully and u will decide not to go

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webdings: read it if you can

hello this post is entirely in webdings so ding dong too u SUCKERS ding dongs ding dongs ding dons
DA DA DA DA DA DA FROOT FLYS
la la la
you can't read this
if you some how can without turning it into a different font YOU HAVE ISSUES MAN
like disturbing issues
the type of issues we like at respectthesoapbubble.blogspot.com
soooooo
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THE FIRST EVER SECRET SANCTUM POST!

1St Secret Sanctum Post EVER!!

Hello I feel that these are the awards that are necessary for this period of time

For the BEST LETTER IN THE TRAS-MAIL BAG the award goes to

SALLY

for her genius letter about a fascinating little dog I give you the

BEST LETTER AWARD (look down)

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For the best photo I present O'Evil one (and mini vader)

THE BEST PICTURE AWARD

to MINI VADER and O'EVIL ONE

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and lastly this fine evening I present you with the best overall post which goes toooooooo

A RANDOM BIT OF GIBBERISH

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thank you and this has been our first secret sanctum or award ceremony post congratulations winners and remember

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Trash- I mean mail Bag

welcome to the tra-Mail bag. here I will post disturbing mail that I have recieved or just made up.

be warned that this mail may not be authentic and I am not responsible for any injury.

Anyway from C.W.S. in Little Rock

Hello,
I am from little rock and I think that I would like to share my rant regarding loaves of bread (follow up to the meatloaf rant) to the world. Well I consider loaves of bread a sophisticated food choice being that there are many different kinds of bread and many different kinds of soy sauce. KANGAROOS DANCE LIKE &%*&%%$^* HA HA HA HA NOW I WILL HACK YOUR BLOG THROUGH THIS E-MAIL MOO HA HA HA HAAAAAAA-cough cough...welll YOU WILL REGRET PUTTING THIS ON YOUR BLOG.
With best regards.
-C.W.S. from Little rock

well that is my first ever hack threat...we'll see if this comes true...I hope not. Well on a brighter note here is a message from Sally who lives in an unspecefied place.

Hi,
Well I just wanted to tell you about something. Recently I saw a cat attempt to eat a bug so it jumped in the air and missed the bug and landed on a dog which started barking. I screamed and a bird bombed something on my head.
-Sally

well sally you better wash your hair and find that cat and tell him to e-mail me..... HE IS MY NEW HERO my assignment for all is eat a bug or die trying...well not die but land on a dog trying.

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OMG CAT DAY

MEow

yes I just meowed because today

is

CAT DAY

well anyway today is cat day so I thought we could do a little cat analyzing. yes so I will post a picture with a quote and provide analyzation. ok here is the first one

now let us analyze this

characters: strangely short Darth Vader and big or normal sized cat.

Situation: I think mini vader is trying to put the force or suffocate the cat (whom we shall name o' evil one). However magically O'Evil one can resist that power enough to imply that he invented the dark side. However he may be referring to cats in general. On the other hand I don't remember my secret source telling me there were cats in starwars.

WHAT DO YOU THINK....COMMENT YOUR ANSWERS OR BE EATEN BY O'EVIL one

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here is the second one

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well this cat appears to be sitting in a bathtub staring at a person who seems to carry a camera on him at all times. Interesting, very interesting. I think that a more effective stalking or watching you technique would be to look at you from the ceiling becuase you are less prone to spying by people who randomly carry cameras.

COMMENT to tell this cat more efficient ways to stalk.

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